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HikingVet@lemmy.ca
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At that point what services should they be tipped for?

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Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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Walked all the way to your table with a plate!

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Old_Fat_White_Guy@lemmy.world
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Without spitting on it, while in your direct line of sight, while making eye contact with you, hopefully.

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Deadeyegai@lemmy.world
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My hypothetical thoughts exactly too!

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