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Oklahoma bill would require 'furries' be picked up from school by parents, animal control(www.oklahoman.com)

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ivanafterall@kbin.social
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$10 says the state legislator responsible for the bill is whatever the most-outlandish type of furry possible is.

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yuriy@lemmy.world
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Cockvore and hyperscat fan FOR SURE

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768@sh.itjust.works
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Cockvore is outlandish?

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ivanafterall@kbin.social
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Only when you’re a fan, but also a state legislator introducing an anti-furry bill.

Otherwise, I’m sure I speak for everyone here when I say: every single one of us loves cockvore. Totally normal!

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Match!!@pawb.social
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Huge difference between cockvore and dick sucking

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djsoren19@yiffit.net
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Maybe I’ve just fallen too far behind in the times, I don’t think people usually consume the penis with their teeth these days.

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dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world
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Now I’m afraid

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dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world
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He eats da poo poo

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vraylle@kbin.social
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As a sad citizen of Oklahoma, I wish I could upvote you more than once.

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Draconic NEO@lemmy.world
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I wouldn’t joke about that if I were you, vote manipulation is a big problem on Lemmy and since the tools for detection aren’t very good (if even there at all) it might cause people to suspect you of cheating the system.

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CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social
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Probably one of those weird fascist ones that everyone else in the fandom wishes didn’t exist.

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muse@kbin.social
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Nazi furry.

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Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de
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Right?! Furries aren’t even remotely on the public conscience so how the fuck does he even know about them otherwise

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Osa-Eris-Xero512@kbin.social
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Dude just caught a rerun of the csi episode and went into panic mode

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