https://finnmarksauna.com/en-us/blogs/sauna-news/sauna-hats-why-you-should-wear-one
So I was half right. Sounds like an Onion story.
What about the diapers? I was joking initially but now all bets are off.
Signed,
“Uncultured” Aussie
A sauna hat is great if you’re bald. Even if or especially if you like a scorching hot sauna.
The map doesn’t say you may wear a hat, it says you must wear a hat and otherwise be naked (apart from the diapers or whatever is).