This is starting to make sysadmins sound like John Wick.

“And then my son, a few days after his wife died, you steal his 3d printers and smash his fcking Apple 1.”
“The sysadmin will come for you, and you will do nothing because you can do nothing,”

It would be a great action comedy if the story was set in japan and the sysadmin used to be a feared yakuza member. Kinda like GTA (great teacher onizuka).