You will be required to do an engine swap at 36. You will take out the sensible 4 cylinder engine and attempt to cram a straight 6 under the hood. The car will sit in pieces in your garage for years before you eventually sell it for parts when your spouse buys a storage system for their garden tools that will need to go in that space.

Bad news. With inflation, it’s not going to be twenty five years for the back half.

I’m sorry. There’s nothing medical science can do for you now.