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There are big things happening with gnomes(startrek.website)

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werefreeatlast@lemmy.world
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According to Google news, if you leave gnomes in your garden you are probably signaling others that you are a swinger. So I went to my sister in laws Christmas party and they had gnomes. My wife said no. I mean she’s hot. But my wife said no.

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Mamertine@lemmy.world
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First no plastic flamingos, then no pineapples, now no gnomes!

What’s the world coming to?

I just want kitschy stuff in my yard without people trying to bang me!

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Unsmooth7439@lemmy.world
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I did not know about the plastic flamingo one. Looks like I’m tossing that out…

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ZzyzxRoad@sh.itjust.works
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Apparently you can’t wear black rings or have tattoos of card suites either. Which is funny, considering black rings could also signify that you’re asexual.

I don’t think anybody knows.

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