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Related question, why the fuck do some people feel it necessary to grunt, moan, pant, and otherwise loudly vocalize while shitting? Zero people want to hear you, shut the fuck up, you are gross.

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May you be lucky enough to never find out why. Those are not voluntary sounds.

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Amen brother. Hit 35 after gallbladder removal. I’ll never poop silently again.

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I still don’t buy it. I’ve had shits where I feel like I’m about to pop a blood vessel and still don’t feel a need to vocalize it. My brother has severe IBS and shitting is basically torture for him the way he tells it, still never hear any yelling coming from the bathroom.

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50 points

People don’t do that for fun haha

Just pray you never have a poop they generates them.

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11 points

They’re charging up their ki in there obviously

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My guess is humans all have different digestive experiences. I never understood magazines and reading on the shitter. I’m in and out under a few minutes, while I take it some don’t have as flowing of a digestive track?

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Apparently people need to eat way more fiber or something.

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We all have our cross to bear. For some, it’s massive, painful and prolonged shits apparently? I even read about some shitting only a few times a week? I’d be concerned

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I have constipation problems and I can’t stop myself from making those noises, they just kinda come out. Very rude you’re just assuming everyone who grunts and makes noises while shitting is doing it on purpose just to annoy you

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Most pain I’ve ever experienced was on a toilet. I could not keep quiet.

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Bro, keep eating good fibre and you’ll never know. People do this because they’re blind to the consequences of their shitty diet. Every sodie and highly processed white flour hamburger bun provides them with copious energy and almost zero fiber.

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Shut the fuck up and hear me roar mother fucker.

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