This.

ETA: thanks for one upvote!😃

ETA2: thanks for two upvotes!😀😀

ETA3: woah?! 3?!?!?! thanks for three upvotes!😁😁😁

ETA4: this is more upvotes than I have money in my bank account! thanks for four upvotes!💵💵💵

ETA5: INASANE!!! thanks for five upvotes!😍😍😍

ETA6: I’ve never had more than SIX!!! thanks for six upvotes! 😱😱😱😱😱

ETA7: thanks for seven upvotes! I want to thank my mom, my brother, Jesus, Scott, Bill Gates, and my cat!!!🤗🤗

ETA8: What? Why y’all downvoting me now? Bring it back to seven!😤😤😤

ETA9: Unbelievable. -400 upvotes now. I lost my house, my car, and my job because of this! 😔😔😣😖😖😖😭😭

/s

I always thought that was a sign it was astroturfed. Like my post? Give Reddit money!

Trick to avoiding that is to never get gold. Took me 10 years to never get gold once. I’m good at what I don’t do.

I also hate “happy cake day”, and “this”. Especially “this”. It’s a worthless comment that adds nothing more to the discussion than a simple upvote.

I had my entire Oscars Acceptance Speech all ready to go in 2018 for nothing. Stupid Frances McDormand.

For a second, I seriously thought the fediverse logo next your username was an award 😂

😂 this really annoys me on Quora. I never understood why one feels the necessity to do so.

Haha this!!

Hilarious.