31 points
English taxpayers paying for another coronation ceremony be like: 🥶*
* can’t pay to heat their house.
5 points
Don’t knock it, we get a day off when they die and a day off when we get a new one.
Sometimes we get a day off when they’ve been on the throne for a set number of years.
So for that reason I’d like to keep them.
Give us two extra bank holidays a year, and you can King Ralph all these motherfuckers.
3 points