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Off work late? Hungry, but too tired to cook? Try 30 to 40 olives. 30 to 40 olives: an easy weeknight dinner. eat them directly out of the jar with your fingers. you will certainly not regret eating 30 to 40 olives.

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So. Much. Sodium.

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Why is sodium bad?

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That much all at once and you’ll probably shit your pants.

More generally sodium increases your blood pressure and water retention, both of which can be bad, depending on your health situation, but are primarily uncomfortable for young, healthy people.

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This is the only reason I pace myself. That and if I’m going to binge I’ll rinse them first.

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…this is why I rarely keep olives at home.

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Good point–they make a terrific snack in the office or on the go! 30 to 40 olives… mmmmm

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Olives? Just stab me, it’ll be less painful.

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I love olives. I didn’t think you could have too many olives.

Once, on my honeymoon, I was at an expensive buffet. I found out just how many olives is too many olives. It was something like 35. More than that many olives is too many olives.

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You can stomach more than 5 olives?

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