Comment by SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world on Apple Vision Pro Owners Are Struggling to Figure Out What They Just Bought

What if I already look like a dingus?

Then if you wear it you’ll be an even bigger dingus and make other dinguses look less dingusy. It would kinda be a public service of sorts I guess.

The lesser known brother of the Overton window - the Dingerton window.

Two dingi don’t make a right. Or something.

Dingi.

Pronounced ding eye? Dingii? Ding gee eye?

My brain hurts now.

It rhymes with dinghy.

But thats just a single dinghy.

If you pluralize that its either dinghies or dingii?

Meh, my autistic brain gets stuck on weird stupid shit like this.

Its like… If you have a donut, then a second donut, you have two donuts.

You can say two donut to be cutesy i guess?

Very hard for me to tell when being cutesy is appropriate.

One dingus, two dingi.

If the root singular word is dingus, this makes sense.

If the root singular word is dinghy, as I guess I have always said, then it does not.

Well at least I partially understand my own confusion now, thanks!

Don’t they cancel each other out?

Unfortunately they multiply instead of cancel

One times one is still one

i times i is -1, though. Imagine that!

That’s too complex for me.

Hmm. They might. Hadn’t thought of that.

This requires more research. You must buy one - for science! And, I guess, for “science “.

No, if you touch two dingii together you still have two dingii.

Two sexy, sexy dingii

Now the singular is “dingius?”

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