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14 points

Well, shit, that literally was my breakfast today, I guess I am a walking stereotype. I also like continental philosophy and am clinically depressed. Can I get even more European? Please give me advice.

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If you’re Italian or want to cosplay as one, add a small pastry that was made with an entire bag of sugar.

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You also have to make the coffee cup like 10 times smaller

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4 points

But with just as much if not more caffeine.

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