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Except for plants. They’re lazy as fuck.

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When was the last time you fixed any carbon, you lazy, entitled heterotroph?

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They still do stuff, just a bit slower.

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EIGHT HOURS A DAY I’M PHOTOSYNTHESIZING AND I HAVE TO COME HOME TO THIS?

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12 for those hardworking tropical chads

(Did I use that right? It was uncomfortable.)

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10 points

I can relate.

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They do stuff, but they’re playing a city building game instead of an rpg

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I, too, want to just sit here and photosynthesis all day.

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Yes, plants are autotrophs and can generate their own food from sunlight and the atmosphere. They still need some nutrients from the troposphere, like minerals, but they have it made.

Heterotrophs are where things get wild

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