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Something's fishy about religion...(startrek.website)

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Rubanski@lemm.ee
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So God can’t look through pasta dough? So you could theoretically make a “sin den” with pasta wallpaper and be safe from God’s wrath?

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Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteOP
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If one of your sins is gluttony, wouldn’t you eat the walls?

EDIT: Might work for someone legitimately suffering Celiac Disease.

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ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.de
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You have to hide yourself between vegetables and breadcrumbs as well, but then it should work I guess ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world
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The bible says it’s legal to smoke crack if you do it in a room made out of pasta because if God doesn’t see it, it didn’t happen. I didn’t read the bible or anything but neither do most religious people so same difference.

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