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108 points

Gorilla might come at you because fuck you. Mamba is scared shitless of you.

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Yeah, just stay out in the open away from places a snake might hide so that you don’t accidentally scare one, and the Mambas should be fine.

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Yeah my son has gotten really into snakes. They reallly just want you to leave them alone. Good thing too since they can move at 12 mph

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12mph is coincidentally the speed my bowels would empty if I saw a black mamba coming at me at that speed.

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There are hidden hallways behind the shops, if you can get back there the gorilla won’t ever find you. Hell go to the elevator or a bathroom and just chill for a day.

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Gorillas are some sneaky motherfuckers. That’s the first place they’ll hide waiting for you.

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10 points

They’re not drop bears!

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9 points

Stop at the CinnaBon first then. Throw a roll and run away.

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They may be, but it’s still terrifying to find out one was sleeping in your bed springs after you found one on your windowsill the night before.

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I feel like the same is true of a gorilla though.

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