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I knew someone in elementary school who brought us other kids to his backyard. His older brother was a few years older, and showed us a nest of ducklings. Before any of us knew what was going on he:

  1. Picks up a shovel and swings on the nest several times
  2. Pulls out a small tin of lighter fluid and and a lighter, douses them and lights it.

I was so fucking stunned. It is still seared in my memory. I don’t even remember being scared, just immediately outside my body.

Eventually we ran home. I remember feeling nauseous for days. I never told my parents, out of fear, and I regret that.

I later learned that kid was sent to a disciplinary school after threatening his dad with a knife, and soon after the family and my peer moved away.

Wanna guess what the evil brother does for work now?

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96 points

Law enforcement?

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Yep.

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45 points

Three people guessed it correctly before you responded, that’s, uh, that sure says something

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13 points

Of. Fucking. Course.

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37 points

Prison guard, j/k

He’s a cop right?

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37 points

He’s a cop now

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7 points

Commenting just for the cliffhanger

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11 points

He’s now a

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Omg I can’t believe he’s a

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