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95 points

Left-wing groups: disorganized

Right-wing groups: incredibly bad at opsec

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74 points

Yet it still ends up as:

Left-wing groups: Beaten and arrested by police for peacefully protesting.

Right-wing groups: Attempt to overthrow democracy, get off scot-free.

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Buildings burn and people die when overthrow is attempted. Therefore that’s exaggeration.

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46 points

People did die…

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6 points

🤓

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Your dictionary sucks lol

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-38 points

get off scot-free

Given how they are being systematically hunted down and sentenced to long prison sentences one after the other and from the bottom up, I don’t think this is accurate.

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-12 points

In what prison Putin is now? Here’s the answer.

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22 points

A few years for treason is not long.

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Commission data show that the D.C. court’s sentences for Jan. 6 defendants who assaulted police is below the national average.

Since Jan. 6 cases began, the average sentence imposed by D.C. federal judges in the Capitol attack under guidelines for serious assaults climbed to 46 months from 41 months but is still below the nationwide average of 51 months in 2022.

As of last month

Even directly assaulting cops got these fuckers below average sentences, let alone the literal act of trying to overthrow democracy.

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25 points

Can’t have bad opsec if you don’t have an op to sec.

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12 points

Well that’s where the FBI comes in

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5 points

It’s hard to justify infiltrating activist groups like Food Not Bombs if they never plan an attack on a federal building. For a fun listen, the second season of Bundyville talks about a small group with “anti-government” leanings and how the Feds tried to encourage them to act violently. My favorite part is when one Fed texted another Fed questioning their exact plan, because the cell of five members had multiple Feds! Multiple Feds to infiltrate and influence (what’s the exact line for entrapment I wonder) a small number of people and even then they were ineffective. I guess there weren’t enough lonely autistic teens in the group.

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6 points

Ineffectual versus incompetent.

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3 points

Around here they are definitely the same picture

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