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74 points

Yet it still ends up as:

Left-wing groups: Beaten and arrested by police for peacefully protesting.

Right-wing groups: Attempt to overthrow democracy, get off scot-free.

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get off scot-free

Given how they are being systematically hunted down and sentenced to long prison sentences one after the other and from the bottom up, I don’t think this is accurate.

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Commission data show that the D.C. court’s sentences for Jan. 6 defendants who assaulted police is below the national average.

Since Jan. 6 cases began, the average sentence imposed by D.C. federal judges in the Capitol attack under guidelines for serious assaults climbed to 46 months from 41 months but is still below the nationwide average of 51 months in 2022.

As of last month

Even directly assaulting cops got these fuckers below average sentences, let alone the literal act of trying to overthrow democracy.

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Not to defend these guys, but be careful when using statistical averages and drawing conclusions from them when you dont have the other contextual data.

Like for example sentencing guidelines give leniency to first time offenders, so If the sample of Jan 6 traitors has more first time offenders than the nationwide average, then we would expect them to have a shorter average sentences. I cant read the article you posted so I dont know if this is considered at all.

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4 points

Not awesome. But at least somewhat better than not being tried at all. Which is kind of what I expected going in.

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14 points

Just got to be on the white side of the aisle

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22 points

A few years for treason is not long.

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No one has been charged for treason because guess what, it doesnt count as treason.

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In what prison Putin is now? Here’s the answer.

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6 points

The US doesn’t have jurisdiction to enforce laws on Putin without an invasion

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Buildings burn and people die when overthrow is attempted. Therefore that’s exaggeration.

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Your dictionary sucks lol

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-3 points

Look at those downvotes.

What did I say that was so bad?

What do you think is going on here?

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6 points

🤓

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46 points

People did die…

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