I think in Eastern Europe if you say you don’t like soup they throw you off a cliff Spartan style as a form of euthanasia.

Its interesting how some cultures have such different texture profiles for their food

• America: CRONNNNNCH
• Japan: Wow so smooth, so slimy
• India: Imagine not eating stew. Are you fucking insane?

have they considered differently abled people who cannot easily hold a spoon? no. this is ableist. this is why reconstituted meat and preserved veg are the only things we should serve to children, tankie