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112 points

It’s not a sandwich, it’s a contract to optionally eat a sandwich at a later date

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52 points

OMG please don’t have them introduce non-fungible sandwiches…

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9 points

2025:

Republican legislators introduce non-fungible food stamps, saying they offer “improved efficiency” over existing programs

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1 point

I’m not sure you can even eat fungible sandwiches

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37 points

Customers need to understand the difference between vesting their sandwiches versus exercising their sandwiches

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9 points

Do the handjobs behind the Wendy’s count as exercising options?

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2 points

Perhaps to the one giving them

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6 points

I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

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4 points

When the new recession starts, it will be because of sandwich options.

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7 points

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