McConnell, who turned 82 this month, is announcing the decision in a speech on the Senate floor. […] McConnell said he plans to serve out the remainder of his term as a senator, which ends in January 2027.
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McConnell said he plans to serve out the remainder of his term as a senator, which ends in January 2027.
I hope he just up and dies in a couple of days
At the least I hope he’s in the middle of a speech and suddenly stops, staring into space as he loudly shits his pants.
Edit: Then he dies while shit continues to pool under him.
