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MySQL moment(lemmy.world)

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Kissaki@programming.dev
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Turned into a skeleton in 10 minutes

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devfuuu@lemmy.world
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If a query does not take 30 min does it even exist?

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Delta_V@lemmy.world
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The waiting is how you know its giving you correct answers.

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Fridgeratr@lemmy.world
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Exactly lol. If it’s instant you know you fucked up

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RustyNova@lemmy.world
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Got sigkill-ed. But of course, this doesn’t cancel the request

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Downcount@lemmy.world
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Yeah, also each query request was a human beeing. Such an unrealistic comic.

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brisk@aussie.zone
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HowManyNimons@lemmy.world
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Also rings don’t make you invisible.

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Finalsolo963@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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🏳️‍⚧️

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RustyNova@lemmy.world
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Not queries, programs. They have pid

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Downcount@lemmy.world
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Shoot, you are right wrong. They are processes.

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owen@lemmy.ca
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Not to mention, mysql is a database management framework, while in the comic it’s a food stand! Absurd!

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MonkderZweite@feddit.ch
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ca. 150’000’000’0000 CPU cycles.

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drkt@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Waiting for a computer causes a temporal bubble to surround the subjects and age them at a rate of x100

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