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MySQL moment(lemmy.world)

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Bappity@lemmy.world
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8 JOINS??? ARE YOU TRYING TO DIE

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xpinchx@lemmy.world
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You guys are only using 8 joins?

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souperk@reddthat.com
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No, they are using an ORM.

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FurbiesAndBeans@lemmy.world
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It’s fine if they’re indexed correctly…

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Crashumbc@lemmy.world
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I worked on an enterprise wide medical record system for seventeen years.

It had 10000 tables in the schema. Our particular setup populated 1500 of them. ( yes I meant tables).

8+plus happened…

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Bappity@lemmy.world
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:(

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rimjob_rainer@discuss.tchncs.de
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So are you using FHIR yet?

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Crashumbc@lemmy.world
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Lol, is funny you ask. I mainly worked on interfaces.

The medical industry makes the banking industry look nimble.

The organization had a couple interfaces using the protocol when I left. But adoption is slow, just about everyone still uses HL7. But it has been a couple years.

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セリャスト@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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What it feels like to smoke 8 joins

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