Last year someone gave me a pair of Sennheiser headphones—dead ass gave them to me. I was ballin’. I got to be a homeless person with an iPhone 12 and a pair of Sennheisers. And then my idiot friend set off a series of unfortunate events that resulted in the loss of my headphones, along with everything else I owned at the time.

So last month when this very sweet devout Christian saw a comment of mine about being a homeless drug addict, and sent me $300. I bought a new pair of Sennheisers on Mercari. I’m pretty sure it was the same model even.

I finally got around to checking my mail and—the headphones are fucked off. They won’t pair or fucking anything.

I had to fight the screaming urge to slam them on the ground.

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Aawh, did somebody just learn how to troll? Cute.

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hey why not kill yourself instead of badgering homeless people? you’ll do the world a favor

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Suicide recommendations AND racism. Oh man, you’re really going for the troll bingo here. What’s next? Another poop balls emoji? Maybe call me a lib? I’ve never encountered anyone like you online ever before. You’re truly unique. I am humbled.

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all you’d like. you’re being a piece of shit and i hope you suffer for it

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