Last year someone gave me a pair of Sennheiser headphones—dead ass gave them to me. I was ballin’. I got to be a homeless person with an iPhone 12 and a pair of Sennheisers. And then my idiot friend set off a series of unfortunate events that resulted in the loss of my headphones, along with everything else I owned at the time.
So last month when this very sweet devout Christian saw a comment of mine about being a homeless drug addict, and sent me $300. I bought a new pair of Sennheisers on Mercari. I’m pretty sure it was the same model even.
I finally got around to checking my mail and—the headphones are fucked off. They won’t pair or fucking anything.
I had to fight the screaming urge to slam them on the ground.
Suicide recommendations AND racism. Oh man, you’re really going for the troll bingo here. What’s next? Another poop balls emoji? Maybe call me a lib? I’ve never encountered anyone like you online ever before. You’re truly unique. I am humbled.
all you’d like. you’re being a piece of shit and i hope you suffer for it
So just to make sure I’m tracking:
- You believe in Karma (suffering in the future for past actions)
- You believe I wronged OP by being mean/heartless, yet you wish me suffering (you’re being mean/heartless)
- You wish suffering on yourself
…you see how you’re doing the very thing you claim to be upset with me about here, right? (arguably worse: you’ve been racist against me and wished me suffering and harm - I’ve done neither to op).
And if none of that moves the needle (I don’t expect it to, you don’t seem very intelligent), maybe this will be more your speed:
Cry harder
