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15 points

Only one known person has encountered all of them.

Your mom.

Sex encounters.

Because she is promiscuous.

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5 points

Yo mama stepped off the curb and got stuck. She’s also massive and warps space time causing light to bend around dat azz.

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10 points

Her belt size is measured in AUs

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9 points

Shoot, she wears a Kuiper belt

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