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If dogs go to heaven, then what do they eat there?

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Cats. Cats are evil and go to hell. Their hell is to be food for heaven’s carnivores.

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34 points

Who hurt you?

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In aus at least cats are pests that kill baby birds are single handedly responsible for putting hundreds of speicies on the endagered spieces list and have helped many go extinct so maybe a cat didnt hurt him maybe a cat just hurt the enviroment he loved.

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42 points

Most likely a cat

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Cats go to hell and they enjoy it there.

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5 points

Cats are mirrors.

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3 points

Damn people took this way too seriously lmao

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4 points

Nothing. They do nothing but sit at the feet of god’s throne and worship him for all eternity.

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1 point

Based dogs.

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1 point

Mindless slaves = Humans best friend … yeah i can see some superiority complex here

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19 points

Lab grown meat

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Labrador meat is premium, it really has to be heaven https://www.elwooddogmeat.com/meet-the-dogs

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58 points

Doggy heaven is squirrel hell its a very efficient system.

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11 points

Would anyone or anything in heaven eat? Hunger is but a manifesting of the unimmaculaticity of flesh.

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9 points

Well done. A google search results in zero hits for unimmaculaticity.

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Thanks, it is fun to play with language. I almost went for the more boring “maculate”.

I find something comedic about a Germanesque mash of prefixes and suffixes. Maybe one day I’ll stumble across a newfangled word that can live in the cupboard of our collective vocabulary.

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