Oh god, my offense! It is limitless! Someone report me to the mods!

For real. I feel like I’m taking crazy pills.

Yes, I am offended that more women were not knighted and partook in the most violent battles in history!

Now what I am saying, from start to finish= I made a stupid joke, albeit historically correct, that the one other improbable thing about the image, apart from the naiads, was that there is a woman in armor.

That is it. Let me help you:

Descriptive statement = the sky is blue

Prescriptive statement = blue is ugly

See, I described something, stated a fact, and you are the one who took offense, you and presumably most other women here, because all you ever hear is the word “woman” and regardless what one says you’re like a kerberos gatekeeper growling at it because you’re just so ready to fight inequality at every turn, to the point where you can’t allow facts to stand on their own.

Are you equally offended by these statements:

A) Men are on average taller than women

B) Women on average live longer than men

C) Men are more violent than women. On average.

?

That’s what makes this funny to me, the fact how that you are so attached to labels that you will never accept any reality contrary to it.

Now if you just calm down, we can discuss it if you would like. Would you? Or are arbitrary judgments more your thing?