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Germany doesn’t have nukes tho. The nukes in the country are all American property.

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Yeah, I’m surprisingly OK with that…

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As long as Boeing hasn’t contributed to D&R…

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Same goes for Belgium, Italy, and Turkey. But I won’t let that interfere with my appreciation for the meme.

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Officially we don’t. We merely have American military bases with American planes and suspicious payloads that the government refuses to comment on.

I’ve wondered what that would mean in practice in different scenarios. If NATO command structure was atomized (RIP the city of Mons, no-one really liked you but thanks for the sacrifice o7), would the Belgian army make the call to fire ze missiles anyway? Or does the highest-ranked American make that call?

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What is wrong with Mons? How did that ancient city hurt you?

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And missed off is the UK which has it’s own nukes^*

^* please ensure all targets are kept within a 500m radius of the firing submarine.

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Does the firing sub also count as a target?

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For now. If Trump withdraws the US from NATO all bets are off.

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