Personally I was hoping it was real and actually sold poorly disguised male heels, and would send as an anonymous gift if desired. Kind of like that one website that would ship poorly packaged glitter to people so when they opened it the glitter goes everywhere and now they have Craft Herpes forever.

But in this case it would be “someone sent you these heels so you can see over the counter now” or something like that

I was confused until I realized it didn’t say “rodents in high heels”.

Why would living in the United Mexican States mean you’d think everyone would understand an American political joke?