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48 points

Hilarious that everyone is trying to make this into a sexist thing. The pharmacy tech bit is about fantasizing about someone to the point that you create in unrealistic image of them. The reason someone is disappointed about them being a pharmacy tech is because they aren’t a necromancer or a witch or some other gothic thing. It’s like oh, I thought you were gonna bring me back to your castle so we can drink blood from goblets and pray to the old gods, but we’re actually just gonna watch TV?

Jesus christ, nuance is so fucking dead.

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Uhh… yeah. That’s more or less my expectation. I know big mommy goth gf needs her Netflix. We’ll drink blood when the moon is right.

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24 points

It’s like, yeah, wtf is wrong with Invader Zim?

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“What’s wrong with him?! He’s an evil alien bent on conquering Earth!”

“Oh shut up, Dib.”

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We’ll drink blood when the moon is right.

I don’t mean to kink shame, but I’m gonna anyway. Gross :-p

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7 points

It’s just milk with red food coloring.

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I mean I instantly pictured Abby from NCIS. She’s into the black strappy clothing and big boots and she has a degree in chemistry and works a 9 to 5 in a lab. She’s into the band HIM, owns a black lacey parasol and drives a green Honda Civic she’s had since high school with a sticker of Obleena from AAH Real Monsters! on the back glass.

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3 points

Anyone with just one Real Monster sticker isn’t a true fan.

They were all great.

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6 points

Mentioning a pharmacy tech is nuance? Jesus Christ.

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