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We must stay focused(pawb.social)

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Bappity@lemmy.world
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you need to teach them to put random instances of sleep statements so they can be removed later and you can pretend you optimized the app for your client

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LazaroFilm@lemmy.world
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sleep(3.786912e+11)

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darcy@sh.itjust.works
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bad code. that should be abstracted to coma()

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