i think we need Cracked-style articles back. desperately. or like, a guy doing a weird thing and writing a piece on it. sites like those are declining faster than the glaciers.
Every slightly unusual Windows issue that I research ends up at some Microsoft forum where this kind of post happens. Without fail.
I’ve genuinely seen a post where someone was looking for help because they had a problem with Windows and DISM /online /cleanup-image /restore health wouldn’t run, it said command not found.
The marked answer from the ‘Microsoft representative’ was to run DISM /online /cleanup-image /restorehealth