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Sir, I’m going to have to ask you to leave this library…

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6 points

It’s my constitutional freedom to be naked!

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And it’s my professional duty to protect our copy of Portnoy’s Complaint from you, sir.

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This is America! The land of the free! We have freedoms!

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