This is really nonsensical. It could fit on a piece of paper in font size 8 if you go back far enough and “stretch” the definition of Internet.
Not true. The first document on the internet was, in fact, 7 pages in 8pt font.
It was the New Purchase brochure from a Packard Bell 286 4MHz from Circuit City transcribed into .doc format.
And were all 7 of those pages uploaded at the same time? Ha, gotchu now! (But for real, is .doc that old?)
“Congratulations on buying a Packard Bell computer. Would you like to register me?”