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Let’s be better than that. I’d prefer to see the public humiliation of her arrest and subsequent incarceration.

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Everyone is all “guillotine this” and “woodchipper that” but have you considered the low environmental impact of stoning

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I still like my idea of forcing them to carry shingles up ladders. She can join the landlords on the worksite and pay back her debt to society.

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I have a friend that worked for a roofer and lasted I think two weeks before he quit.

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rock stacking struggle session imminent

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14 points

The oxygenation alone is damning

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That’s a weird way of saying

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Porque no los dos?

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Okay, liberal. Let me offer the only compromise we’ll ever give you. Arrest, trial, and death sentence.

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14 points

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Hear me out: rapidly carved apart by a crack team of flamboyantly colorful halberdsmen in the town square

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no half measures

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maybe their plan can be the first half

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5 points

their post doesn’t exclude that

we on that Jack Ruby shit

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