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105 points

There should be secret laws you have to unlock by doing unfathomably inhumane things.

“You chased a homeless person in their own car off your completely unutilized property for no reason other than malice. You’ve been sentenced to 12 hours of fighting a flock of geese naked while locked in a middle school gym.”

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The idea of secret laws seems incompatible with democracy

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it’s ok, so are humans. Hopefully the geese win?

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Which is different from normal bullshit selective laws how?

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12 points

Solo Leveling Penalty Game huh? Damnit, I’m in! What do I get for being someone in HR denying someone a job for reasons of “I just wasn’t feeling it.”?

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You? Nothing, you’re just being a good cog in a bad machine. Bossman? Rashes, but on the inside of their skin, but that’s likely compounded by numerous other crimes.

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32 points

First time I’m rooting for the geese, usually they’re the assholes.

There should also be some extra sauce on the sentencing for anyone who carries a badge or position of legal power and abuses that.

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Twice as much geese which are thrice as pissed?

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1 point

I prefer a cordial introduction to everyone’s favorite friend in red.

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Why the geese have to be named?🤪

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