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They didn’t barely kill him. He was dead for like a weekend. They killed the witches properly.

Except for the Sanderson sisters. They took a couple tries.

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They didn’t barely kill him. He was dead for like a weekend. They killed the witches properly.

Sounds like a skill issue. If the witches were any good at witching, they wouldnt have died either.

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25 points

To be fair, Jesus was a lich. That’s a whole other power level

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If there’s another story for his resurrection,I’d love to hear it.

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16 points

He was mostly dead. Not all dead.

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10 points

I’M NOT DEAD YET!

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NO HE’S NOT DEAD YET

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2 points

There’s a chocolate for that too… I think.

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4 points

Aaaaah, look who knows so much

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The Hebrews have many levels of dead

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6 points

The Salem trials came later. I wonder if there discussion was like Townsperson 1: “So this woman with the wart, should we just nail her to a couple pieces of wood”

Townsperson 2: “Nah man, remember the last guy we did that with. Didn’t take”

Townsperson 1: “Riiiight. So, wood, nails, and a bonfire then?”

Townsperson 2: Yeah that should do it"

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I mean…its not their fault male magic users are harder to kill.

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