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47 points

I can fix her

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30 points

As a middle-aged man with a long history of crazy chicks in my past… Yeah this is working for me

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10 points

It’s just always goes so bad, but it’s so much fun while it lasts.

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8 points

The cats hair grows back.

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3 points

Hey, you’ve made it out alive… So far!

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3 points

Same, buddy. It doesn’t help that I’ve been drinking.

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6 points

Drunken romantic decisions never go wrong buy her something.

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She could fix me
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1 point

We can both make each other worse!

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