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What has more lives than a cat?

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A frog. It croaks every night.

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tobogganablaze@lemmus.org
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I had to look it up. For everyone else that needs to: “croak” is also a slang term for dying.

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glimse@lemmy.world
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Wow I thought that was pretty universal slang! If you don’t mind me asking, where are you from?

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tobogganablaze@lemmus.org
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Germany, so 2nd language.

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glimse@lemmy.world
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Ahh that’ll do it!

What kind of fun slang for death do you have over there?

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