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30 points

Justified. I was in Edinburgh with my family and we had a lovely outdoor table.

I went to the bathroom and our dinner came out while I was in the bathroom and a seagull STOLE MY GODDAMN £30 STEAK. Just hopped up on the table next to my brother-in-law and yoinked my medium-rare ribeye.

Fuck those sky-rats.

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29 points

Your fault for sitting outside in Edinburgh tbf.

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31 points

Aye who the fuck leaves a steak unattended in Edinburgh? I’m amazed the seagull got it before a junkie scarfed it

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24 points

As a seagull, I’d have done the same

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As if you wouldn’t steal a £30 pound steak if it had zero consequences and no morals attached, besides that I don’t think anything deserves to be abused before getting killed and especially not in public with children watching.

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16 points

So you’re saying he should had been more effective in killing the seagull in front of the kids

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7 points

He just shouldn’t have done it, but obviously yes that too.

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5 points

if it had zero consequences

And yet, here there were consequences.

It’s just a specific breeding programme and he was culling the failures. #evolution \s

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1 point

Exactly, he’s helping nature

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4 points

I don’t see where it says he abused the bird before killing it.

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1 point

exactly, the swing probably was to get enough speed

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Pretty sure it dying instantly in a quick whack is the opposite of being abused

Like no he shouldn’t have done that but you’re going a little overboard

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12 points

I must say, it’s brave of you to admit a bird outsmarted you. You must be fun at parties, though.

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2 points

Haha shame

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