Never smoked a day in my life but I’d drop plans for a new summoning salt

Escapism: “I put the fires out!”
Nobody: “You made them WORSE.”
Escapism: “Wooorse? Or better?”

Hey man, just because someone smokes weed and enjoys learning about the connected universe of a tv show they’ve never watched or a 4 and a half hour in-depth history of a character from an obscure fps franchise that leads you down a rabbit hole of even more weird and obscure videos untill you’re sitting there at 3am watching the rise and fall or a 500bc civilisation getting furious at a king that’s been dead for so long they’ve turned into coal like he’s personally slighted your family, now you’re sitting here trying to find more information so you can finish what your ancestors started so your family curse can end and your grandfather can finally rest…

I watched the entire video in question totally sober