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“These are our ANCIENT TRADITIONS”

Yeah sure they are buddy, people in this town were totally exploding fireworks 300 years ago at 4AM. Is being a drunkard your family tradition too?

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I mean the day drinking is probably a lot older as a custom than the little bombs, but

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China is probably the one place that can lay claim to that particular tradition being ancient. They go hard for spring festival.

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I mean, yeah, alcoholism has genetic factors and it’s not like drunks are bad at breeding.

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