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Shareni@programming.dev
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Prints a 10m scroll daily containing automated probes and attacks

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KazuyaDarklight@lemmy.world
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Weekly report that says XXXX attempted/failed attacks of X type, of y type, etc. and the ability to produce the 70m scroll and generally talk about the stuff on request.

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Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Unironically it might work. Have a filing cabinet with all the attacks that you can point too.

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