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Son, we need to have a serious talk!(lemmy.world)

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flicker@lemmy.world
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I’ve been in the woods, alone, with bears in the same woods, countless times, and I clearly haven’t been eaten.

I mean, you even say in your post that being too much of a hassle to eat is all you need to do. Can’t say that any men I’ve ever talked to wanted to have less sex with me when I indicated I’m a hassle to eat.

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captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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Yeah I’ve gone hiking. I’m not like going to go pet the bear, I’m going to give it a huge ass berth and be grateful it won’t get angry at me for doing so

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