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Making lanes so small that 2 grocery carts can’t even fucking pass each other.

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Even if the aisles are wider, some oblivious ass with no situational awareness will angle their cart to block you.

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Just ram them out of the way, full-speed, then act all offended that they didn’t see you. Go full Karen, make it a memory they won’t forget.

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user name fits

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The only grocery store near to me has shopping carts… with poles extending upward toward the ceiling.

They also have signs which hang from the ceiling, most of which hang 3 inches lower than the poles are tall.

The aisles are also so small, and have end stands, such that often a single cart cannot even actually turn into them.

Fuck my life.

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4 points

time to flirt with the manager and compliment them on their pinata store.

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Unfortunately the manager appears to be a 60 something lady who seems 60 + a life time of chain smoking if that makes sense.

I have had relationships with women a few years older than me before, but not a few decades.

Nope nope nope

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