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Then tailbone, from when you try to awkwardly prop yourself up into a hybrid position.

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Then neck again when you go prone.

Then back again when you hide in a box

snake? Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAKEE!

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Sorry, Colonel. I am trying to sneak around, but I’m dummy thicc and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting the guards

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But at least you’ll get some nice hemorrhoids from sitting on the floor

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Yaaaaay…

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