I have a urine drug test on Tuesday morning and last smoked on Sunday

I’m not a chronic smoker or anything, but I do it recreationally (because I haven’t had to take a drug test in probably 6-7 years at this point)

Is there any hope for me to pass? Everywhere online says I’m fucked

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That would make you a cop, comrade.

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even if my only job is monitoring the streams and giving everyone an all-clear as they commence suspicious activity while i dick around on my phone?

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Yes

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I guess I would have no choice but to be a Dorner-style cop, no elaboration needed

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