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They're not the brightest...(lemmy.world)

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CaptDust@sh.itjust.works
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Well capitalism is like getting a blow job, it’s something that makes you feel good. Communism is more like sucking dick, like something no one wants to do. Yeah, pretty sure I got this figured out.

Edit - this is political memes and we’re all very serious

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UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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sucking dick, like something no one wants to do

When you assume everyone else’s dick is as fugly as your own

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Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world
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Can you elaborate? Because it seems like you’re the meme

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CaptDust@sh.itjust.works
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Yeah, I’m bored and posting dumb shit. it’s a nonsensical analogy. If no one suckin dick, no one’s getting blow jobs.

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AA5B@lemmy.world
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Plus you may prefer one or the other depending on your interests

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GladiusB@lemmy.world
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This man needs the burn unit

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Jomega@lemmy.world
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Communism is more like sucking dick, like something no one wants to do.

Speak for yourself. Plenty of people actually enjoy foreplay, you know.

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Klnsfw 🏳️‍🌈@lemmynsfw.com
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If you like kissing, there’s something similar about giving a blowjob. The lips are an erogenous zone and it’s kind of the same soft sensation.

But if you insist on your comparison, capitalism is like forced deep-throating: cumming by making someone else vomit.

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nature_man@lemmy.world
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Speak for yourself, I personally love to give blowjobs/suck dick

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