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Crozekiel@lemmy.zip
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I always love the “explaining dnd stats with a tomato” bit:

Strength is being able to throw a tomato really far.

Dexterity is being able to catch the tomato thrown really far.

Constitution is being fine after eating a bad tomato.

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is knowing a tomato doesn’t go in fruit salad.

Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.

Also, obligatory “salsa is tomato in a fruit salad”.

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ProtonEvoker@lemmy.world
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And the obligatory response to the “tomato-based fruit salad” response: “found the bard!”

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keyez@lemmy.world
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Isn’t a tomato the only fruit in salsa?

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EtherWhack@lemmy.world
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Can’t forget about peppers

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keyez@lemmy.world
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I hadn’t but wasn’t thinking of them as fruit, also has a lot of onions which also isn’t a fruit.

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...m...@ttrpg.network
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…no, salsa is mostly peppers…

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djsoren19@yiffit.net
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You know you can just put whatever you want in your salsa right, no cop is gonna stop you. I have a very nice mango salsa the other night, it was only one step removed from a fancy fruit salad.

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NeverNudeNo13@lemmings.world
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Alternatively you could stick with the theme established by the first two stats and say that constitution is throwing a tomato really far repeatedly.

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